Cash & Carry

 Happy Al always likes to make a straight deal.
A firm handshake and cash on the barrel head.

None of this FacePal or PayBook nonsense.  Take a look at the deals on the interweb, then make a call to finalize the deal.  On the phone is where two people can talk, dicker and work it out.  Happy Al’s social media is closing a deal over a cocktail in a Supper Club.  That’s the proper way that it’s done.  Call us at 815-410-9045 to talk to Happy Al or his sidekick David.

Here’s how internet transactions work at Happy Al’s Buyers Club.  He still uses his old trusty NCR to hold the cash.  A good business check, money order or cash keeps everyone friends.